"Buckle up, it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of the car."
- Anonymous
"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."
- Milton Berle
"A nation's greatness is measured by how it treats its weakest members."
- Mahatma Ghandi
"Love a Democrat. Because who ever heard of a good piece of elephant?"
- Unknown
“We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.”
- Anais Nin
“Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.”
- Dan Barker
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
- Douglas Adams
“The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.”
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
“The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.”
- Ellen DeGeneres
"Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies."
-Thomas Jefferson
“Ask a deeply religious Christian if he'd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don't seem so bad lately.”
- Scott Adams (1957 - ), The Dilbert Blog: Atheists: The New Gays, 11-19-06
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
